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Vengeful Douche
Can't imagine why anyone would cheat on such a charming, mellow individual.
View ArticlePrince Cuntface
Get over yourself, girl. Princes generally don't look like Sarah Jessica Parker's identical cousin.
View ArticleHigh Douche
Now, girlFREYND, I can see where you'd need LOTS of drugs in order for you to feel adequately cool, but you're better off without them. You're a hot meece.
View ArticleDis-Ease Douche
Oh but what you are missing, my darling, is that you are infected with the worst disease of all: ASSHOLISM.
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